Scene:
The second of two daily walks that
Lizzie the Wonderbeagle and I* go on because the house we rented when we moved out here does not have a fenced yard.
We've made it all the way down to the turnaround point, the churchyard, and Lizzie has wonderbeagled all over the grass. We're on the way back up the long, long hill.
Today has been a very, very rainy day in Upstate S.C.
Me: "Gee, self, those clouds sure are moving very fast, and they're getting much darker than they were when we left."
Lizzie: *trot trot sniff*
Me: "I wonder why there's that weird, luminous wall of white where the clouds end."
Lizzie: *trotting harder against the rising wind, ears aback*
Me: "Oh, Shit." *pulls cellphone out of pocket, dials up
roxana back at H.Q.*
Roxie: *taken aback by receiving a cell call from me while I'm walking* "Hey."
Me: "L.W.B. and I need an emergency evac. I think we're about to get caught in something nasty."
Roxie: "Copy that. On my way."
Meanwhile, L.W.B. and I greet the storm face-first. Within seconds, we are drenched and can't see. The wind is so strong that it keeps blowing L.W.B. backward, into my shins. I hurry us under a tree, watching for lightning so I can take us back into the rain if needs be.
Woman from across the street: *at the top of her lungs* ". . . stand . . . the garage?!"
Me: "No, it's okay—my wife is coming!"
Just then, Roxie shows up in Klaus Von Klaus, our Passat, and L.W.B and I duck into the back seat. It's raining so hard that Roxie can't see to pilot Klaus.
Eventually, we make it back. Successful operation. Medals all around . . . and a biscuit commendation for bravery under precipitation for L.W.B.
*
Roxie now normally accompanies us, but she was visiting with a student who had come by, one who will be watching our girls while we're out of town.
Here is a picture of me and L.W.B. on a Cold Weather Training Operation earlier this year, for those of you haven't met her/seen pictures of her. She is adorable and loving and five kinds of awesome.
